so bored at work that I have gone ahead and started looking at casual encounters on CL.

Get me outta here!!!

I shit you not, I just read the last 100 pages, word for word.

who wants to quiz me?

im thinking about ripping my cube apart. Get rid of the dual monitors and the keyboard and just rock the laptop with a mouse.

should I do it?

WORK

The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand,and even electronically.

This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK).

If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else viaany means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT!!! This virus will wipe out yourprivate life entirely. If you should come into contact with WORK you shouldimmediately leave the premises.

Take two good friends to the nearest Bar and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

(funny email I just received from my coworker, I am sure some of you interdweebs have read this before)