Posts tagged tuesday

I like being at work with bed head. All of the cool people are doing it!

I like being at work with bed head. All of the cool people are doing it!

Truthful Tuesday.

I have been so out of it for the past 2 weeks that I feel completely helpless. I am waiting on starting my new job still. I am running out of money again, and I really don’t have anyone to really talk to anymore. I feel like my life is mainly just full of people that generally want something from me. 

It’s a really shitty feeling. I have been trying to get my sleep schedule on track but I can’t seem to fall asleep before like 3-4am. 

These crazy moods/feelings are driving me to what I feel might be insanity. I need an out or something where I can get my mind busy and and off the bullshit.

truthful tuesday.

I wish I was Oprah rich.

So we can live in our gingerbread house completely content making yummy confections.

TMI TUESDAY

She makes my blood rush to my nether regions such as like all day everyday. It only makes me miss her that much more.

I AM SOOOO GAY. I know.

Truthful Tuesday

At my age I still have to hide my drinking from my mother. Also, I just drank 2 beers in front of her. I think she didn’t realize that it was beer because I was drinking craft beer and not your bud light.

Truthful Tuesday.

I have never felt this good. EVER.

It’s all cause of one person. 

Her smile can save the world, my world. 

Truthful Tuesday.

When I see the words “lemon party” or hear people talk abut said party.

All I can think about is 3 senior citizens sucking each other off.

The internet has ruined me.

Can we all get in on a big narcissistic group hug?

I mean come on, we all love ourselves and after today’s posts its pretty evident.

Truthful Tuesday.

I have sat at my desk with a massive erection for the better part of today. I really need to take care of this.