My twitter account mainly consists of my penis. and jokes about or relating to said subject.*
*I feel my creativity just took a big hit.
Reading all you guys and gals tumblrs makes me realize that honestly i think its like 80% of the people I follow are not in the states.
Figures why I love that land across the pond so much. One day my balls will be big enough to move to that side of the world.
Just saw this. I think they nailed it spot on.
awwwwwww…
wook at da iddy bitty lil hardcore kiddy widdies!
This is the real truth.
Real Hardcore is good as dead.
The only time to eat diet food is while you’re waiting for the steak to cook.
As you can see by this graph, becoming a successful scientist requires a lot of skill, but will gain you little fame … but making a sex tape requires little or no skill, but will turn you into the next Paris Hilton. And we know how famous she is.
Yea, the buzz has begun. This is really cool.