Posts tagged stupid
I introduce to you the SHOEDINI!!
i believe in this sentiment.
im never gonna lose my flippy floppies again.
ladies, looking to shape-up those upper arms?
i know another exercise that is very simple and FREE!!
Ladies and Gentlemen… I present to you, Bobby Bottleservice.
A Dragon fucking a loin on a skateboard, yeah thats it!
Early rendering of what the DJ Hero Controller will look like
This madness needs to stop. DJ Hero?!? Come on! How many useless plastic peripherals can video game companies expect people to do?
indeed.
..emo defined..
- XxSlavetoAnguishxX: omg my gf just left me
- acidburnedsoul: that sux man
- XxSlavetoAnguishxX: i blame myself only i'm such an ass *cries*
- acidburnedsoul: dude come over to my house and we can cut ourselves together
- XxSlavetoAnguishxX: okay *cries*
- acidburnedsoul: omg dashboard confessional has a new cd, i preordered it already
- XxSlavetoAnguishxX: dude they're my favorite band to self-mutilate to
- acidburnedsoul: i prefer to cut myself while watching Napoleon Dynamite on my bigscreen
- XxSlavetoAnguishxX: dude that movie is so deep. i cry every time i see it
- acidburnedsoul: me too. i hate myself
- XxSlavetoAnguishxX: yeah we're such tortured souls, nobody understands how hard life is for us
- acidburnedsoul: yeah we got it tough dude. pass the tissues
Paris Hilton ordering $280,000 diamond dashboard
from thesuperficial.com:
Paris Hilton is dropping over $280 grand on a diamond-encrusted dash for her pink Bently, The Sun reports:
Paris got one of her guys to phone Bentley in Crewe, where the vehicle was made, to ask if it would be possible to give it a little more sparkle.
“When the man said she wanted to stud the dashboard with a couple of hundred grand’s worth of diamonds, we were stunned. We’re used to dealing with the stars so we expect the odd extravagance, but this is something else.”
You know what I love about this story? There’s only one probable way for it to end:
Paris Hilton Crushed by Diamonds in Head-On Collision
Los Angeles - Hotel heiress Paris Hilton died in a head-on collision this morning when her diamond-encrusted dashboard failed to act as any sort of safety device whatsoever.
Rescue workers believe Hilton would’ve survived if her car were made of “normal vehicle components and not fucking diamonds like a goddamn moron-mobile.”
The ghost of Charles Darwin also appeared at the scene to deliver a thumbs up before informing bystanders to “intelligently design” themselves in the anus.
A boy can dream, can’t he?
