azzman

ride meme for imtheness

my name

my real name is similar to my handle. Friends called me assman when I was a kid. I used it on IRC back in the day all the time, and then my alternate for online was with Zs instead of SSs. Eventually that became a staple and everyone new me as that. I just simply ran with it.

Scars.

right hip (3 surgeries) skating accident at 12-13 years old.
left foot tire rubbed foot during motorcycle wreck.
right knee tore completely open during another motorcycle wreck.
right wrist huge gash from jumping in a rose bush a young kid.

I am awesome at fucking my shit up. i have also completely blown both my knees out. torn MCL and ACL. they will never be full strength again. So, who wants to go bungie jumping with me next summer?

This is my lock screen. If you know that artist that I’m listening to then you deserve a cookie.

Fredasaurusrex

Your meme sucks! Mainly because men’s shoes in a professional environment are generally lacking style and the level of flavor I personally identify myself with.

This has been a public service announcement from your favorite brown bear. Not to be commonly confused with a gay man bear, not that there is anything wrong with it.