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HEY ITS THE FUCKING INTERNET.

GET OVER YOURSELVES. NO ONE GIVES A FUCK, AND TO SEE PEOPLE ALL BENT OUT OF SHAPE; GROW A FUCKING PAIR AND DEAL WITH IT, BLOCK, OR FUCKING KILL YOUR ACCOUNT.

I feel this way everyday whenever some is WAAAHHHH my feelings are hurt. Make a note, no one cares. 

900 dicks late

sweetsteffy:

theothersarah:

Just heard a drunk VM from sweet_Steffy and the cali internet. Im an asshole.

I JUST FUCKLULZED WINE OUT OF MY NOSE.

Marry me.

I think I may have had something to do with this!

theothersarah

Notes on not having the internet:

sexypants:

I don’t have the internet at my apartment yet.  This is entirely due to Verizon being a bunch of jerkfaced jerks.  I’d like to note a few obersvations I’ve made:

  • Living without the internet is like camping.  It’s refreshing for short periods of time.  But staring at butts on the internet is similar to pooping—sometimes it’s just much more enjoyable in one’s own house.
  • Mobile AIM sucks.  Chatting on your phone is really just a pain in the booty.  Also, people will send you links you can’t click on.
  • One day robots will take over the planet and none of this will matter.

I totally agree! That was my life for almost 2 weeks. til the verizon guy came.

muppetpants

How webmasters can lower bandwidth costs.

1. Make articles short.