I GOT ERECTION!!!
FUCKLULZ
Q. What did the one tampon say to the other tampon?
A. Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.
If you do one thing today, make sure that you listen to this song.
Steel Panther - Turn Out The Lights.
I don’t know what just happened, but this tweet right here destroyed me. I might have to go home and change my pants.