Coming to you live from sunny Florida.

I will begin my vacation with blunts, 40’s, bitches, and big screen TVs.

Also if you live in Orlando and aren’t awkward send me a message and we can hang!

Santa Hates Poor People.

I have thought about this for a long time, and @lcspt pretty nailed it. Best presents, best lights, best dinner, best party. Everyone is just in it for themselves. It really takes me back to Thomas Hobbs and his perspective of man. Man truly is savage.

Santa still hates poor people.

Ask a child. They will agree.