Did I just compare the calorie content of PBR and High Life?

pantsblog:

Yes.  High Life is ten calories less.  I have 856 calories to spare.  Tonight will be a grand eve.

They also make High Life Light!!! Save even more calories.

this sucks

So, I am gonna go grab my bike here shortly and its pouring fucking rain. I have no problems in rain riding, infact I like it. The problem here is my bike has these tires that are more less straight up slicks. I guess I am going to be parking my bike in the corner and walking it. Its funny, but sucks.. Plus I am wearing a suit right now. So.. I guess all signs point towards fail.

I am ready for beer already. 10-12am today happy hour. Free beer for me. I need it, after this dibocle.

If anyone in DC wants to join me, I’ll be at mcfadden’s in DC at that time. @sexypants, @homerdash, or @sewshi if ya wanna come out and bring some friends.

WORK

The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand,and even electronically.

This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK).

If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else viaany means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT!!! This virus will wipe out yourprivate life entirely. If you should come into contact with WORK you shouldimmediately leave the premises.

Take two good friends to the nearest Bar and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

(funny email I just received from my coworker, I am sure some of you interdweebs have read this before)