Douche Bag
Hi All,
My name is Douche Bag and I am your average gossip site reader. I check TMZ and The Superficial compulsively because I do not have a life. I am typically a teenager that does not know any better, a bored housewife or even an educated person. But mostly, I am a slacker that hates his/her job and needs this site to achieve a twisted sense of happiness and purpose. I check the sites every minute just to be the first to post and write FIRST! That’s how fucked up my life is. I get such a big rush by being first.
In addition to that, my delusional sense of self importance compels me to write things like:
Slow day TMZ?
And I should care because…..
Who cares!
Yawn
Etc.
I really think those comments are relevant. And I do it over and over again.
I am racist, ignorant and visceral. I get my political opinions from Entertainment Weekly and Fox News. But just the first 5 minutes, that’s enough for me to have an opinion because I do not question or think by myself. For the most part I strongly support G.W. Bush, Sarah Palin, Rush Limbaugh, Bill O’Reilly and Anne Coulter, because they are real Americans. Unlike Obama, who is a Muslim and hates America. I hate him and I hope he fails. That’s the type of imbecile I am. Oh! and I completely lack a sense of common good or empathy.
Anyway, I have to go back to my job, God I hate it.
Sincerely,
Douche Bag
