WORK
The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand,and even electronically.
This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK).
If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else viaany means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT!!! This virus will wipe out yourprivate life entirely. If you should come into contact with WORK you shouldimmediately leave the premises.
Take two good friends to the nearest Bar and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
(funny email I just received from my coworker, I am sure some of you interdweebs have read this before)
