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Feet Up Friday, sexting with @jillzey edition.

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Free Chili Dogs At Hard Times Today - DCist

Get your free chili dog today and any hard times location. Not a bad deal.

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SST

thinking about making a large cash withdrawal.

from my 401k.

It’s probably a stupid idea, but I have a lot of things to do so it will help me.

P.S. CASH IS ALWAYS SEXY

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GPOYW still at my desk

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Morning, doll! How are you?

The training is okay. I really don't like the metal taste of PBR but I'm hoping that I will be too distracted by everyone to notice. I also am going on the idea that it will be so fucking hot there that I need lots of liquid. :)
My team is good. We have four of us. We are going to rock it, even if we don't win. Who is canceling? — Asked by jillzey

Couple of my not so intelligent friends here in DC.

I will take all of America on by myself. If for some reason I survive and win, I will take my victory lap to the closest lavatory.

I wonder how it is, the amount per allotted time, or is this a speed thing. Either way, you can count on me placing someone where, No food only beer the week prior to prepare my stomach completely.

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Replace one part of your tumblr name with vagina.

apricotica:

vinniestream:

lucyspetlicks:

derekhuff:

tymethiefslongerthoughts:

Vaginathief (nuff said)

vaginahuff

VaginasPetLicks

vaginastream

(yeah I got rid of like 150 other reblogs what of it)

(via intothe-airwaves)

avaginaricotica (I replaced the P, and now it sounds like a coochie with a cheese filling. Fellas?)