December 2010
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NYE from last year.
new car.
I don’t know if I told you guys or not, but I have been having some car issues lately. More so I got hammered on NYE and lost my keys. My car is now at the Toyota dealership and they are charging me 1600 because they have to replace the entire computer in the car. I call bullshit on it, but I cut I deal cause there is no way I can sell it for 2000 cause that’s what I paid for my...
jenfunkyginandtonic asked: My first impression of you was "Who is this brown-skinned lunatic who I don't even follow on twitter? Oh well I'm going to buy him tequila shots anyway!!! Wait why is BenMarvin puking in the sink? Why is this lunatic trying to EAT MY FACE?"
Anyways, love at first sight.
Anyways, love at first sight.
jenfunkyginandtonic asked: My first impression of you was "Who is this brown-skinned lunatic who I don't even follow on twitter? Oh well I'm going to buy him tequila shots anyway!!! Wait why is BenMarvin puking in the sink? Why is this lunatic trying to EAT MY FACE?"
Anyways, love at first sight.
Anyways, love at first sight.
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Reblog if you want your followers to put their...
thesetits:
THIS MEME!
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you know what would be awesome?
If we had lists on tumblr like twitter, so I can read every tumblr and not miss a single thing due to damn east coast and west coast, and across the pond, and over the river and through the woods time zones.
who’s with me?!!
dariennelake-deactivated2011082 asked: First Impression: I thought you were a gang-banger. I was scared, but turned on. You looked like the kind of guy that would harass me on the street, but when I "gave it back to you" you'd laugh and high5 or whatever you crazy kids do these days.
dariennelake-deactivated2011082 asked: First Impression: I thought you were a gang-banger. I was scared, but turned on. You looked like the kind of guy that would harass me on the street, but when I "gave it back to you" you'd laugh and high5 or whatever you crazy kids do these days.
husky-jon-deactivated20110802 asked: I'm pretty sure there will be a disgusting bloody sword fight in NY at the end of January.
Someone may even lose a penis.
Someone may even lose a penis.
juarezafterdarker asked: First Impression: His fucking name is AZZMAN. This is my kind of dude.
jenfunkyginandtonic asked: HEY MISTER! I LIKE YOUR FLUFFY HAT!! DO YOU HAVE ANY CANDY IN THAT VAN OF YOURS?!?
theblueeyedzombie asked: What was your most recent trip of more than 50 miles?
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Why am I here?
Out of the past 2 weeks, I came to work today for some reason. There is no one here. All I have done today is read tumblr, listen to music and have thoughts about releasing some knuckle children in the office out of boredom. I can feel my desire for bloody marys and beer growing stronger and stronger.
Also, had fun with titsandsass last night and my body is paying the price cause I only had a 4...
juarezafterdarker asked: First Impression: His fucking name is AZZMAN. This is my kind of dude.
husky-jon-deactivated20110802 asked: I'm pretty sure there will be a disgusting bloody sword fight in NY at the end of January.
Someone may even lose a penis.
Someone may even lose a penis.
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theblueeyedzombie asked: What was your most recent trip of more than 50 miles?
jenfunkyginandtonic asked: HEY MISTER! I LIKE YOUR FLUFFY HAT!! DO YOU HAVE ANY CANDY IN THAT VAN OF YOURS?!?
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Truthful Tuesday.
thanks to some people here on the internet, you have helped me tear down the wall that was in front of my heart.
For that, I thank you.
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Wordfued
Im bored lets play a game!
Username: azzman
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Coming to you live from sunny Florida.
I will begin my vacation with blunts, 40’s, bitches, and big screen TVs.
Also if you live in Orlando and aren’t awkward send me a message and we can hang!
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I wish I had a coke zero.
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Truthful Tuesday.
I am wearing argyle socks today. I really like everything argyle. I think it is wicked neat. Whats hot is a girl in argyle* panties.
*not weird.
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Santa Hates Poor People.
I have thought about this for a long time, and @lcspt pretty nailed it. Best presents, best lights, best dinner, best party. Everyone is just in it for themselves. It really takes me back to Thomas Hobbs and his perspective of man. Man truly is savage.
Santa still hates poor people.
Ask a child. They will agree.
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lloylddaniels-deactivated201102 asked: Remember that time you sent me all those naked pictures of yourself and I was like "thanks".
lloylddaniels-deactivated201102 asked: Remember that time you sent me all those naked pictures of yourself and I was like "thanks".
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Anonymous asked: You drink Fourloko... I cannot assume you are a real "real" adult, right?
Anonymous asked: You drink Fourloko... I cannot assume you are a real "real" adult, right?
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hey internet.
How are you guys and gals tonight? I am drinking the last fourloko of my life so help me God.
I just honestly realized the equivalence to one of these to a beer, and in that accordance this shit will get me in to surefire trouble.
Also, please tell my mother I love her.
i might sing.
on angelahelga’s google voice. FUCkLULZ
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900 dicks late
sweetsteffy:
theothersarah:
Just heard a drunk VM from sweet_Steffy and the cali internet. Im an asshole.
I JUST FUCKLULZED WINE OUT OF MY NOSE.
Marry me.
I think I may have had something to do with this!
downtostars asked: Where the fuck do you people find Four Loko? Will you send me yours?
downtostars asked: Where the fuck do you people find Four Loko? Will you send me yours?